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Here is to proof reading my blog does NOT rot your brain but in fact keeps your brain juices pumpin’.

Bruce Lee’s actions were so fast they had to slow the film down as opposed to the orthodox method of speeding it up.

Ants don’t sleep.

In England, in the 1880’s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word.

Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number?

Why do people point at their watches when they want to know the time, but they never point to their crotch when they need to find the loo?

I NEVER NEVER EVER got this one figured out. It’s freakishly uncanny. Creepy, really.
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ON FURTHUR OBSERVATION: I decided to wise up and crack the case of this stupid Mindreader thing. I tried doing it with as many numbers as I could. And I ended up with the same symbol. There MUST be some annoyingly genius mathematical trick in this thing. ):