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Month: November 2007

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Haha this is so cute!

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

This one is even cuter!

One day a Panda entered a restaurant, ate the food, shot the waiter, and left the place. The owner of the restaurant went to the zoo to look for him and asked him why he did that. The Panda calmly pointed to a sign on his enclosure: Panda eats shoots and leaves.

SO CUTE! :DDD

November 28, 2007
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I like songs with really strong beats. Like Timbaland’s The Way I Are. So anyways I wanna recommend Eve ft. Jay-Z’s Tambourine. Watch the vid, the starting’s really cute. Speaking of this Eve, I love her Give It To You. No, not the Timbaland Give It To Me. The Sean Paul one.
I cannot stand 50cent’s I Get Money. It’s conceited, su-per annoying, and the video pisses me off. Big Time. UGH IT IS IRRITATING. SHUT UP 50 CENT. YOU DO NOT OWN NEW YORK and the only money you’ll get from anyone is bribes for you to shut up.

November 25, 2007
Animated Bloopers!?

I just cleaned my keyboard. It was getting just abit too gross for comfort. P:

If there’s one thing I find extremely moronic it would be how they create animated bloopers for animated films. HELLO. But it’s just plain retarded to do that because Bloopers are meant to be CANDID, not extra stuff created for the film. It loses all its humour when it’s man-made, not natural. Because the SOLE reason why it’s funny in the first place is because it’s unintentional.

Whenever I watch animated bloopers, I feel disgusted, cheated, and really mad. I especially hate it when it’s an animated film starring ANIMALS. Ugh. UGH! I don’t get what’s so interesting watching a film about animated ANIMALS. Therefore I absolutely HATE it when they create bloopers for animalistic animated film. WHY!?

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT ANIMATED FILMS IS THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE OUTTAKES. It’s DRAWN. It’s MADE. It’s CREATED. There are NO ERRORS except when it comes to the creation of the animation. If you want bloopers, show how you accidently drew in extra arm for a character or colored in Cinderella’s dress blue instead of pink. DO NOT. DO NOT CHEAT YOURSELF BY DRAWING OUT ERRORS MADE BY THE CHARACTERS.

Animated bloopers infuriate me.

November 24, 2007
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I bet computers emit nicotine. How else could it induce addiction so efficiently?

By the way, I was reading an Archie strip and found it really really odd, then I realised Jughead wasn’t wearing his beanie. WHY!? I DEMAND AN ANSWER FROM THE ARCHIE CREW. Jughead is supposed to ALWAYS appear with his beanie unless there’s a reason for it to be off!

And in the same digest:

And if you prefer Betty to triumph over the never ending love triangle, just a little tip. I don’t know if it’s intentional or not but if the single pin-up on the front cover of the comic is in favour to Betty, the strips inside would normally be biased towards her. Somehow. I don’t know why. But I realised.

I don’t like Veronica. Really. Whenever she gets Archie or something at the end of a comic strip using really underhanded schemes, I would tear out that page. And I don’t like doing it because I love my Archie comics alot.

Speaking of Archie comics, I realised how I prefer Betty & Veronicas or Jugheads more than the main Archie ones. Somehow. I don’t know why. But yeah.

November 2, 2007