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The TV is a powerful, powerful thing.

There are so many things I can’t absorb in class, but if I just happen to sit infront of the telly and somebody starts reciting the colors of the rainbow – once, or twice – I can immediately pick it up. Or how to fold socks. How to make paper cranes.

I remember that by a very young age I’ve already subconsciously absorbed a series of useless things from TV. (Prepare for trouble, and make it double, to protect the world from devastation, to unite the world within our nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above! Jesse, James, Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight! Meow, that’s right)(Sugar, spice and everything nice, these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl, BUT professor Utonium accidentally added in an extra ingredient into the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born, using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and. forces. of. EVIL!) Not to mention alot alot of other crappy TV jingles.

But even I myself was amazed when one night while lying in bed, being bored and random, I just thought of the Sunraysia Prune Juice advertisement. You know the one about the old grandma telling the son about Sunraysia Prune Juice pits or something? And to my utmost surprise, I actually went on to recite the whole friggin thing fluently! Without even knowing I could! (or even what it actually meant) Like ZOMG. The TV is really a powerful, powerful weapon. If only it can make to memorise my mo4 xie3 as efficiently.

I haven’t done this for about three years, but let me try.

Granny? What happens to all the pits from all the prunes that go into Sunraysia Prune Juice?
Well, grandma’ll tell you, but you have to keep it a secret.
Okay, granny.
Each night, just before midnight, the Prune Pit Pracker magically appears in Sunraysia Pruneland and pits the pits, leaving behind a pile of plum prunes for Sunraysia to put in their prune juice.
But what about the pits?
The Prune Pit Pracker takes them away, because at his home he has a gigantic pile of pits, the Fable Prune Pit Peak.
So you’re saying, that the Prune Pit Pracker pracks the pits from the premium plum prune Sunraysia pit to produce the premium prune juice and peddles the pile of pits to the prune palace on Prune Pit Peak?
Precisely.
Sunraysia prune juice, is available from the following, caring supermarkets.

Something like that. Except I don’t know what a pracker is.