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I used to have this huge thing with cheese.

Everything I put in my mouth needs to have some form of cheese on it. And I don’t just mean sausages or fries or whatever. I MEAN EVERYTHING. Sugar crackers, roti prata, PORRIDGE (Yes, I mean it, put it in when it’s hot and it melts.), maggi noodles, any form of noodles, noodles with SOUP. EVERYTHING, basically. Except ice-cream or anything, I’m not that freaky.

Once I went out to get some baked beans. You know those canned ones? Yeah, well, here was a cheese flavoured one, so guess how excited I was! In fact, I was so psyched up I couldn’t stop thinking about it until dinnertime.

AND OH MY FREAK. It was the third most disgusting shit I’ve ever tasted! (First being Wasabi Ice Cream and second being some weird herbal ginger tea.) It’s all milky and cheesy and… beany! It like really really sucked. I still love cheese now, but I don’t mix them around crazily, JUST IN CASE I get that baked beans combi again. Gross shit.