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Remember to draw a rainbow between your hands whenever you say “Imaginaaaaaaation.”
When visiting friends, remember: You can use the front door just as easily as you can use the toilet bowl.
Inflatable pants you might as well skip—if you want to fly, all you need is friendship!
When writing an essay, as your ideas grow, your pencil shrinks!
It’s not just blowing bubbles, it’s making BUBBLE ART.
If someone you know appears in your friend’s thought bubble, say, “Hi.”
You know what they say: The only people who don’t like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one.
Bullies are proof that society is riding down a violent road to nowhere, a road I like to call “Violence Road.”
Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child, and must be treated as such.
If your eyebrows grow three inches and get all squiggly, it’s a sure sign you’re scared out of your wits.
Life’s like a bucket of wood shavings. Unless those wood shavings are in a pail. Then it’s like a pail of wood shavings.
A sponge can absorb a butt-kicker’s blows like he’s made out of some sort of… spongy material.
Spray a little deodorizer on a heap of trash and you’ve got yourself an antiques sale!
When chasing down your prized jellyfish, remember to let out a tongue-waggin’ high-pitched holler!
It’s important to learn the difference between bad words and “sentence enhancers.”
A Bubble Buddy is superior to a Stick Buddy or a Rock Buddy—or even a Sink Buddy.
A sea star will never tell you that you have bad breath–they don’t have noses. A sea star WILL tell you that you’re ugly, however.
Remember: You can do things the hard way or the easy way or the semi-easy/ medium-hard way.
Hugging someone and yelling, “We stink!” is pretty much guaranteed to totally confuse him. Unless he stinks too.
When a giant anchor crashes into your house, you may think it’s the sky having a baby, but really it’s just a giant anchor.
Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of — its the only thing that makes it all worthwhile… besides jellyfishing.
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