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on men-repelling fashion

if she holla, let her go says:
Dyou reckon
it turns a guy on
if a girl dresses up as a gigantic penis?
or will they feel threatened that
for once, the girl is IN the penis, and not the other way around?

Shawty Is A Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lovah says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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WQ: We’re not teenagers anymore!

Xin: How old are you?

WQ: Seventeen!

Xin: AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A TEEN BEHIND YOUR AGE YOU ARE A TEENAGER.

WQ: Then when I’m a hundred and fifteen?

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Becky: (Reading from Falungong brochure) OPEN UP YOUR CHAKRA..

G: What’s CHAKRA?

WQ: Your legs.

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Geoff: I thought Hwachong veh rich one? Where’d all your money go?

WQ: Yeah but we use all the money to erect statues of Mao Ze Dong. I pray to him everyday for good grades.

Ben: Won’t work. Mao will take all your marks and distribute them equally between students.