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I’ll miss the holidays a whole damn lot, mugging aside.

I’ll miss CAP, I’ll miss waking up late, I’ll miss mugging/not mugging with the Muggers.

): I don’t really want to go back to school, where I’ll spend my time trying not to be miserable. I wanna instead spend my time trying not to enjoy myself so much. Buhuhus. Let’s review the choices.

A) Drop out of school.

B) Drop out of school go Poly. Where everyone speaks Mandarin (and I’ll just be like er shen me? ..ok hao xie bye.) and smokes during breaks (prolly just a rumor – STILL.) and the hassle of having clothes to wear everyday oknokthnxbai. (yaikr, so lazy to wear clothes. Hwachong nude color don’t wear also cannot tell ysee.)

C) Transfer to Cat’s International School which drives me insanely jealous, the amount of slack and MLIAness they have there. But I don’t want to lose my virginity. Wait i mean YET. Yet. Damn that thing’s gotta go one day.

D) Find a way to take Gor’s freaking slack combi: H1 Math, TSD, ELL, Lit. And that she skips half of school cause of YOG. I hate her life it should belong to me instead. Then again, never mind. Maybe not. I’m too lazy/commitment-hating.

So far dropping out seems pretty plausible/appealing/non-virginity-losing to me (Unless I remain jobless and have to resort to whoring la). Except then I won’t get to have Island Creamery everyday. K fine, I’m too lazy. I’ll just stagnate in the stressfulness of my workload.

Until the whole Cannot Use Maingate shit comes along. Wah bitch I need to cut someone, seriously.

Okay I’m gonna start one of those boycott thingamajig things they did for the University Act. Anyway that’s what education is for right? The rise of urban intelligentsia and shit. And SEAHistory is totally here to expose us to Past Models and Nationalistic Ideology.

So this is pointedly a perfect opportunity for me to start a revolt. I mean, HEY you gotta preach what you teach! I have an entire section there explaining why education gives rise to opposition. No one’s gonna blame me when I establish a live example of it, yes?

My stance shall be Traditionalist. I want the restoration of women being subjected to domesticity. The West influences of liberated women is eroding our cultural representation of the subversive female. I DEMAND FOR A RESURGENCE OF TRADITIONAL VIEW OF WOMAN. I DEMAND TO BE DEPRIVED OF EDUCATION!

Imma topple the authoritarian regime so bad they scream for their mom.