We iz made a math jokes!
Snarkiness Food-chain
WQ: I’m getting smarter!
Xin: Good, now you possess some form of intelligence.
Rei:Yeah and now all we have to do is wait for you.
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Xinyi: I hate your toilet, it groans.
Shermi: Because it loves your shit too much
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WQ: i want money, kids, and a dog.
Bryan Koh: I want dope, sticks, and my fuck doll.
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On mispronouncing free parking.
Dad: I like this place! They have pre-fucking!
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For the Econs project on mobile subscription oligopoly
We: What line do you subscribe to?
Jianyi: Pick up lines.
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On Singapore Idol
Ben: Y’know its damn funny, they get the yellow paper, and probably hafta think, ‘ I’M GOAN TO MEDIACORP BBZ ‘
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WQ: The faggot.. is a female maggot.
Jess: REALLY MEH?
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WQ: Why does her blouse only have buttons on one side?…OH wait haha okay
Jingyi: Sometimes you really come across as a loser.
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WQ: Jack Neo should milk it and start making movies outta this, Wife Not Enough, I Not Fidel, Just Follow Libido.
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