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WQ: ‘you’re looking at MAKE UP? Am i the only one here free from the social constructs of beauty!?’

Xinyi: ‘OMG IT’S SO SHINY!!!
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WQ: when will you find the need to be shiny?

Beni: at a Halloween party?

Xin: …where you dress up as Edward Cullen.
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Debbie: I don’t like the word fallacious. It’s so.. phallic.
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Dad: ‘Door open big big ah!’

Mom: ‘Wah, door open big big ah? Your English speak good good!’
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Me: ‘What’s the dog’s breed!’

Mom: ‘A Sushi!’

Me: ‘HUH?’

Mom: ‘Oh I mean Shih Tzu. But I had a Hot Dog once!’
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