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…for constantly koping your blog posts of our conversations as fillers.

WQ:  I AM GNA PLAY ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK

XIN: SRSLY? I JUDGE YOU

WQ: WHY?  And on my newsfeed it says:  YOUR MORE AWESOME HALF OF FRIENDS ARE PLAYING UNICORN ROBOT ATTACK

XIN: K OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, BECAUSE IF IT WERE YOUR MORE AWESOME HALF I WOULD BE IN THAT LIST. BUT I’M NOT. HENCE LOGIC FAIL.

WQ:  Yeap.  WOHOHO.

XIN: ???

WQ:  LOL  I dno… There are just so many angles of criticism here anticipating, I dunno which to choose.

XIN: ARE YOU DRUNK

WQ: NO LA haha

XIN:  NO SRSLY ARE YOU DRUNK? BECAUSE I DONT GET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AND IT SCARES ME.

WQ: omg am i drunk!?  ALL I DRANK TODAY WAS MILO PLUS COFFEE BUBBLE TEA and like, plain water so idk.  I also dno what I’m saying BUT I’M NOT DRUNK.  Maybe just degenerated
intelligence wise

XIN:
k maybe your house was like sprayed with with alcohol. I feel so autistic,  it took me 7 tries and google to spell alcohol.  BUT BESIDES THAT. MAYBE THEY SPRAY IT IN YOUR HOUSE.  LIKE YOU CAN SPRAY BUTTER AND OIL RIGHT?  FOR BAKING!  SO MAYBE THEY DID IT TO YOUR HOUSE BUT IN ALCOHOL!

WQ:  Um…  MAYBE YOU ARE THE DRUNK ONE

XIN:  K i just realised how deranged I sound.  I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TALKING NOW BECAUSE I THINK DRUNKENESS IS CONTAGIOUS.  THROUGH THE INTERNET.

WQ: HAHAHAHA