What I would give up sex for. Although of course if I had all that, sex will no longer be a viable option. Still, I haven’t been this excited for a long, long time. Websites like this make me believe food is an art and that a congested coronary may very well be worth it.

All from http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

Friendly’s Soft Pretzel Burger

A Big Beef burger with melted Vermont White Cheddar cheese, maple pepper bacon, and spicy mustard on a soft pretzel roll with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

Shopsin’s Mo’betta

A maple bacon and egg sandwich on mac and cheese pancakes from Shopsin.

From Blondie and Brownie: “This, my friends, is the king of breakfast sandwiches. Maple bacon and eggs on pancakes? And mac & cheese pancakes at that–it’ down right inspired. Add just a touch of maple syrup and you have sweet and salty perfection.”

Breakfast Cake

Two layers of quiche made from eggs, Bisquick, sausage, bacon, onions, peppers, and cheese, stacked and iced with sausage gravy, covered with more bacon, and topped with another layer of cheese.

Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich

Baked Potato Pizza

A pizza covered in alfredo sauce, topped with cheddar and mozzarella cheese, potato slices, and bacon bits.

Bay of Pigs Headwich

Roast pork, ham, swiss pickles, caribbean killer sauce and honey mustard… with chips.

Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt

From Eater: “.. Restaurant chain Denny’s updated its value menu with the Fried Cheese Melt , a sandwich made with ‘four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. Priced at a reasonable $4 , it’s served with french fries and a side of marinara sauce.”