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YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY, VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO KEEP TO MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION FOR 2011. The one about being all-accepting and patient towards creepers and the lesser humans. VERY. DIFFICULT.

http://www.facebook.com/lian.gangding

I’m sorry but it REALLY, REALLY annoys me that you’re creeper to my friends. I was pretty affronted the moment I accepted your friend request because,

1) IN ABOUT ME, YOU WROTE THIS: St Nicks Gals,Crescentian Gals,Cedar Gals and CHIJ-Toa Payoh Gals.JIAYOU.st nicks.YOG,JUBILATE and EXAMINATIONS.

That only tells me that you are borderline criminal with an incredibly disturbing fetish for schoolgirls, and you have not a notion whatsoever what ABOUT ME actually means. Unless of course you define your entire self as a stalker who’s bent on IDK? COLLECTING SN GIRLS ON FACEBOOK. THAT IS V PATHETIC AND IT MAKES MY HEART REALLY SAD FOR HUMANITY.

2) You have GROUPS organizing STRANGERS you add from your coveted schools. I understand that you might not have legit friends to actually add on Facebook, but that doesn’t make you adding stranger-girls on Facebook any more acceptable.

3) You list yourself to: ‘Knows American English, Japanese, English, Chinese’

I’m betting by ‘Japanese’ it is limited to the scope of ‘Sushi’, ‘Sayonara’ and ‘Kawaii’. The fact that you added American English? ‘Nuff said. I also highly doubt you are any more proficient with English.

Judging from the FB message you sent me after I deleted you from Facebook.

Not my prettiest moment but

To clarify! This was probably back when I was still obnoxious and wannabe, also most likely in a really bitchy mood AND THUS NOT A TRUE REFLECTION OF MY USUAL SELF WHICH I HAVE TO SAY IS REALLY VERY AMAZINGLY PATIENT AND NICE KTHNX.

But honestly this was – okay IS – how I feel about him.

But on to what disgusts me about him THE MOST.

4) HE PREYS ON MY FRIENDS.

Alright you can send me messages in crippled English and screw my brain up with your baffling lack of common sense and discretion but you DO NOT. I REPEAT – DO NOT HARASS MY FRIENDS. You can have a collage of a thousand different schoolgirl shots and wank to it every night for all I care but if one of them happen to be my friends you’re down.

DOWN.

K I’ve been reading your posts on all my friends’ walls for ages but this one was the last straw.

No one calls Gloria that except us. Dammit SHE DOESN’T EVEN FREAKING KNOW YOU. Granted it was nice of you (albeit REALLY CREEPY) to wish people a merry christmas but yknw IT’S JUST SO SAD AND SCARY WHEN YOU DO IT TO RANDOM GIRLS YOU’RE JUST WISHING YOU CAN HAVE A SHOT WITH.

Cuz it ceases to be nice, or even if it is, the scary-wanker-ness of it all overshadows any shred of niceness.

I MEAN WHY? Do you honestly think it’s very… (idk what you people call it) COOL? to have all these girls who don’t know you on Facebook whom you spend your life tracking and subsequently posting on their wall?

Do you honestly think one day someone will reply and fall surely in love with the dedicated manner in which you prey on strangers in the cyberworld and your shallow generalization of all SN/Cedar/Crescent girls?

Harsh as it is, you need to know what you’re doing is just downright WEIRD. Right now all I feel is pity for you. And I sincerely hope you will one day look into the mirror and go ‘Holy Shmoly I am such a huge creeper and from now onwards I will only add people I know on Facebook and stop fantasizing about SN girls but instead invest on English lessons so I sound less incoherent.’

I sincerely wish that.