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YES.

I NOW LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A RETARD ^ (more than I usually do anyways).

Besides the existential crisis I had at Nex after buying a hell lot of food and not being able to eat them despite forcing it down my throat, and also the disgusting lisp I’ve developed, I’m fine.

I think.

Not really.

I CAN’T EAT. WHAT IS LIFE.

My post-braces menu consists of a shit load of milk based beverage, ONE MAEFFING FRIED CHICKEN I SHOVED DOWN DEFYING ALL DENTAL LOGIC, one bite of a german sausage, tau huey (acceptable), soup (not), and half a bowl of chocolate oatmeal which frankly tastes like what I imagine Willy Wonka’s puke to be (i.e not bad tasting but still really gross).

HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS? I have an additional lingual arch, I’m not sure how common it is, but anyway it’s this plastic tray that rests on the roof of your mouth. It takes away 50% of taste in everything I eat, and makes me vocally defunct.

I can’t really pronounce -tion, or Rs or Ss. Actually everything I say just sounds really dumb now. Previously I could say really dumb stuff and.. sort of get away with it because I say it loud and proud. THIS WILL NO LONGER WORK.

WHAT IF LIFE WHAT IS LIFE. I’m regretting it slightly also because I miss my deformed bunny/canine teeth which c’mon la is frankly quite adorable right. OK NO. I’m just going through a phase CAN’T EAT CAN’T TALK without sounding like a ‘tard. It is very challenging for me to think of a me who can’t talk nor eat it’s just weird because that’s basically all I do most of the time.

ALSO PRELIMS IN LESS THAN A WEEK HOHO. KILL ME NOW BYE.