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Intended to do a post running through my resolutions for 2011, and if I’ve kept them. But archives tell me that I ‘kept private’ most of them, except for one: be nice to people and babies.

Well ok, besides the occasional urge to eat them up (affectionately of course), I’m mostly (and freakishly) nice to babies. About the people.. I haven’t killed any so yay.

ALRIGHT, SO. Resolutions du 2012

1.

Be nice to all people – even the annoying, the fat, the ignorant, those oblivious to proper usage of grammar, and of course babies.

2.

FIND A JOB. so i can fund my increasingly unsustainable lifestyle without feeling guilty.

3.

Volunteer. With kids or dogs. Maybe old folks.

4.

Wean off the Mugs. Because we spend virtually all our time together, and because next year everyone will be busy or overseas. Our separation will either be sudden and frightful, or – if we work on being independent – exciting.

5.

A-Z food trail.

I’ve done Apple Pie a la mode, courtesy of Geegee. Next, B. Any suggestions?

6.

WRITE. please. this needs to be done. Okay and read, though that I’ve been doing. Basically to strengthen them neuron networks while I still have the time and energy.

ALSO to start reading up on science so I can be awesome and all-rounded.

7.

Stop trying to get a tan.

I’m always between OKAY LET’S GET A TAN AND LOOK LIKE A MALIBU BEACH BABE, or OMGATZ I’M NOT THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE IMMA GET SKIN CANCER. So after some intense tanning early this year, I discovered I’ve developed a whole score of fresh moles on my arm. Celine says that’s dangerous – then again she’s hypochondriac.

ANYWAYS, my natural shade is pretty light so let’s just keep it at that instead of messing around with color.

8.

Grow my bangs out. Because I’m not 5-years-old anymore (after about 13 years stuck at that age, yeah). Although I stand by my belief that bangs are adorable on me kthnx.

9.

REGULATE MY BOWELS.

10.

I’ll come back with a good one.