This is the thing where I state the first thing that comes to mind. The one immediately after the word is my answer now, first word below is from 07, the next being from 06. Let’s dissect and check out how much I’ve changed.
1. Cigarettes: Stink.
07: Butts. 06: Tobacco.
I’m visibly less material/visual. You’ll see.
2. Friends: Awesome
07: French fries. 06: Lovely.
I was probably hungry back in 07. Awesome and Lovely are both really gross words, but I tried to stick to the immediate response thing. And my friends ARE kinda both those.
3. Relationships: Stink
07: Problems. 06: Lesbians.
Evidently I’ve never taken very well to relationships and still don’t. LESBIANS? What was I up to? I don’t remember.
4. Power Rangers: Rei-En
07: Gamma Rays. 06: Lousy
LOUSY? Don’t kill me Rei.
5. Marijuana: Chicken pie
07: Cocaine. 06: Nice name.
Marijuana IS a nice name. And I know why Chicken Pie. I was probably thinking pot and skipped a neuron to land smack into food.
6. Shit: Constipation
07: Chocalate. 06: My favourite word besides passion.
Shit is a disgusting word. Chocolate is a beautiful thing. What was wrong with me? And yes I am currently constipated.
7. Crack: ed.com
07: Head. 06: Crackhead.
where’s 8?
9. Love: Ice-cream
07: Boat. 06: Everyone.
I went from loving everyone to loving ice-cream. Something happened.
10. War: must occur for peace to have meaning
07: Ships/Chess. 06: Iraq.
I read that off somewhere.
11. Car: -wash
Chevy convertible. Rolls Royce
Less material, more hygienic.
12. Gas Prices: Kuwait
Soaring. Government
Still a political issue for me.
13. Halloween: Miley Cyrus
Pumpkins. Stupid Vampire in Japanese Vid.
14. Bon Jovi: Blonde
GAY. A woman with lots of sandy, curly hair.
15. Religion: Mine
Moss colored stones? A big bronzed cross.
SEE, LESS MATERIAL/VISUAL.
16. MySpace: Lame
Pretentious emos. Some website.
Always, always.
17. Worst fear: Lizards
Lizards. Stupid lizards.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS.
18. Marriage: Maybe
Sex. Commitment.
19. Fashion: Faux
Shows. The Devil wears Prada/Chao Ah Bengs.
20. Brunettes: Banana
Sex. Chao Tar Bananas.
I really don’t know brunettes remind me of bananas, I really don’t. And the sex is probably because I was a hormonal pubescent.
21. MISSING: Milk cartons
Milk Cartons. The Show.
22. Work: Load
Overtime & Schedules. Homework.
23. Past time: Forever
Bored. Bored.
I love this. Somehow I’ve grown out of being bored I treasure every damn second I have to do things I like.
24. Football: Mud
Grass. Football shaped cake with green coconut grass.
Probably that stint in soccer end ’10 made me realize it’s a lot more mud than grass. I have a permanent mud-ball stain on my shirt to prove it.
25. One night stand: Flunitrazepam
Sex. Cathleen Wong. (WTH!?)
26. Pet Peeve: Slow
Peeves in Harry Potter. Peeves the Poltergeist.
This means I need to re-watch/read HP more often.
27. Pixie Stix: Sour
Undersized penises. Condoms.
I’m glad I’ve gone down the conservative path.
28. Vanilla Ice Cream: ICE-CREAM.
Cum. White albino wheat grass.
Again, I’m glad my very disturbingly sexed up 07 self was tamed.
29. MISSING: (again? and 8.)
The Show. What the hell?
30. High School: Never Ends. I’ve been ruined by that damn song.
Never Ends. Ang Moh.
Damn song.
31. Pyjamas: McComfyPants
Cotton. Alibaba Alicia.
I LOVE PYJAMAS I WILL WEAR THEM ALL DAY IF I COULD.
32. Wood: chuckchuckifawoodchuckwouldchuckwood
Fairies. Kenny Sia.
33. Surfing: OH MAMA, I WANNA GO SURFIN’~
Hot/bleach blonde/amazing abs/tanned/drenched/surfer dude on surfboard. Hot dude in blue boxers.
I have also been listening to songs more extensively, you see. And less inclined towards hot dude on surfboards.
34. Pictures: ofyou, picturesofme
Cameras? Picasso.
And the bad music too.
35. First Love: Ice-Cream
Cupid. Infatuation.
And found an incredible love for food.
Q 
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