YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS A REAL THING.
NO I AM NOT KIDDING ALTHOUGH SLIGHTLY HIGH. I’m genuinely kind of frightened. With the rash of cannibalism and boys popping to life after being declared dead and then dying again.. It’s freakishly uncanny despite dubious news sources. I keep picturing myself having to activate a machine gun and travelling the world for a Twinkie. It’s depressing.
Also Cracked.com supports this possibility and I on the other hand have complete trust in all that Cracked claims:
I have a strange feeling they will strike full-force on Halloween, for the ironic humor. And my gut instincts are pretty strong, so…
OMWDHQEJ D WE ARE SO DEAD (BUT NOT VERY LOLPUN)
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