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Because i want to write but have nothing to, about. So here’s my salvation/cheat sheet:

D01: 10 ways to win your heart

1. Bake me cookies. Because i’m a dessert whore and i’ll sell my soul for pastry any day.

2. Ditto for ice-cream.

3. Be intelligent. I’m a complete sucker for intelligent people, regardless of gender and age. I’m like a roach to the incredibly sexy flame of smarts and that was the worst metaphor anyone could possibly come up with. But yeah. I have incredible respect and admiration for people who’re quick witted. It’s not so much about being bookish or being able to spew verses from historical textbooks or figuring out the mechanisms behind the multiverse hypothesis (although that is pretty attractive) – it’s about that quality of spontaneous, effortless ingenuity that really, REALLY gets to me.

4. Make me laugh. Which is not difficult, because almost everything amuses me.

5. Be dorky/no pretentious plz.

6. Be brutally honest. (Also, brutal, because i’m slightly masochistic.) I think i’ve been reading too much Salinger, but approximately half the world’s made up of hypocrites, and the other half of blatant liars – including myself. Honest people bring me so much relief i’m almost always won over by them, no matter how callous they are.

7. Have something they’re interested in. Whatever it is – even a battery collection set. The more intense their interest and the more varied the more attractive a person is. To me, there’s nothing more gormless and repellent as someone without a single affection in their lives. I like it when people become obsessive about things. I think because it reveals how much they’re capable of feeling and that’s kinda hot.

8. Display forms of artistic talent that does not involve dance or theater.

9. To not need me. I’m attracted to independent people and have a strange, crippling complex that makes me flee once i sense needy/clingy. (Trying to work against that though. Trying.)

10. Be a good person and not recognize that. I don’t mean nice or gentlemanly or polite. But just. Yeah, a good person inside. People who don’t pride themselves over being good or aren’t even aware of it – but just are – it kills me. Immediate allegiance.