Q

So, i’ve somehow managed to sprain my gluteus muscles.

Yeah ok, butt of the joke, pain in the butt, et cetera okay i got it guys thanks.

But seriously though, this thing is a bitch. I’ve never realized just how much butt we use in daily life. Every step i take hurts, squatting makes me want to cry, climbing stairs is an arduous feat, changing directions, turning over in my sleep, pooping, MOVING – hurts. Everything hurts.

So now i’m grossly inactive in my room. I’ll heave myself in front of the computer and in this position I MOVE NOT unless it’s to wheel myself over to get food. The only times i reluctantly drag myself out is for class/dinner. Most of the time i’m hibernating in my seat snacking on chutes of chocolate and cookies.

Halp.

For the majority of my life i’ve always been extraordinarily kiasi. I consciously avoid all activities with physical risk, and also i’m just a careful and aware person in general. My injuries were freak ones like a locked jaw, and at most a stubbed toe. Nothing severe.

THIS IS SO FAR MY WORST YET.

I feel so trapped and crippled. I’ll never take my butt for granted ever again after this.