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Can someone tell me WHY PEOPLE ARE NOW ABLE TO LIKE MY POSTS?

And if Facebook has now taken over the internet?

I have a phobia of multi-national organizations with the possible power of taking over the world, so right now the Like button is haunting me. Very, very much. I have this deeply rooted fear as of today towards the Like button. It instills in me the manic need for assurance in everything I do.

‘I think I’m going to eat some chips.. but will people Like that? What if I eat chips and no one Likes it? Won’t that make me seem like a loser?’

‘Should I do my Econs or Math? Which is likely to attract more Likes from everyone?’

‘WHAT SHOULD I WEAR WHAT SHOULD I WEAR I need to wear something that will garner many many Likes! Oh God if she gets more Likes then me I’ll end my life.’

Children are going to grow up thinking everything they do is a measure to whether they are Liked or not. Everything you say, do, join, post, eat, wear, shit is subject to Liking (and therefore the lack of Liking). The purpose of our actions will cease to benefit us, but rather be a series of what we deem ‘Like-able’ by everyone else. What. The. Shit.

I do not Like this. At all. IS LOVIN’ WHAT YOU WANT FACEBOOK? IS IT REALLY? ARE YOU MASKING YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SOWING DISCORD AMONGST THE HARMONIOUS AND ESTEEM-STABLE CROWD BY PUTTING EVERY ACTION INTO A LIKE-ABLE/DISLIKE-ABLE SPOTLIGHT.

And none of you mofos touch that Like button up there, I swear. Do. Not.